I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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