Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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