Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
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