This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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