i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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