we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
His hands were made for my vagina.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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