i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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