She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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