come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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