making cat noises will not fix the situation.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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