Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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