the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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