make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I take back everything I said about communal showers
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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