If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Randomize
