I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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