he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Randomize
