I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
should my penis look like a turkey
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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