So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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