If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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