Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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