i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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