i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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