At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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