The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I love you. Go after that dick
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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