Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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