The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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