If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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