One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Vodka?
Forever.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Randomize
