do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Terrible idea I love it
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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