okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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