Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
True strength comes from lack of pants
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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