Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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