I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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