it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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