Me. At least after what I've been through.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
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