David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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