Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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