He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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