Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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