He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
