talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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