Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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