Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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