Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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