kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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