so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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