and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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