Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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