just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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