you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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