Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
